Wednesday, August 10, 2011

The Signs Are Clear...

The End Times are upon us!  Forget about the economic indicators. Forget about the increase in global disasters over the past decade.  Forget about the Middle East and all the scary headlines it generates each day.  Forget about the food shortages. Forget about the drought.  Never mind the annual pandemic scares. And try not to think about the wars or rumors of war.  These are all symptoms...sure.  But every generation to some degree has dealt with them.

No...the reason to take shelter and to run for the hills just occurred this past weekend.  Be afraid folks!  Be very afraid.  The NUMBER ONE reason and biggest sign to date that the impending Apocalypse is near is this:

My mom, dad, and mother-in-law ALL . . .
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. . .got iPhones!

Oh the humanity! 

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