Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Today's Mailbag 10.0

SENIOR MOMENTS

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.  She lets him in and shows him where she has the pieces spread all over the table. 

He studies the puzzle for a moment, then looks at the box, the turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her and and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax.  Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then, "he said with a deep sigh...

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"Let's put the Corn Flakes back in the box."

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