A Touching Story
The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded: "Where are YOU!!"
Husband: "Darling you remember the Jewelry shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have the money at the time and I said Baby it will be yours one day?"
Wife, with a smile blushing: "Yes, I remember that my Love."
Husband: "Well, I'm in the Bar next to that shop."
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