Thursday, April 05, 2012
And I say, "Good." as though I was asked "how I was" rather than what was going on.
Those moments are humiliating but somewhat understandable even to the confused inquirer as they process your answer. But a few weeks back as I was exiting a Chik-fil-a location I took this brain-failure issue to a whole new level.
As I was leaving a lady was about to enter. And although I made it to the door first, and propped it open with my own foot (since my hands were full of delicious treats) I decided in my infinite wisdom to say, "Thank You."
Yes folks, I thanked a lady for letting me open the door and hold it for HER! My brain needs a rest and an overhaul before someone commits me to the funny farm!
What similar faux pas have you committed lately?
Posted by Jim at 10:00 AM
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