Monday, April 16, 2012

Today's Mailbag 16.0

Children Are Quick!

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Class started before I got here.

Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J I K L M N O
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O

Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!

Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
Millie: I is...
Teacher: No Millie...always say, 'I am."
Millie: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted to it. Now Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand...

Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Teacher: Clyde, you composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.  Did you copy his?
Clyde: No sir. It's the same dog.

Teacher: Harold, what do you call the person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested.
Harold: A teacher

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