Pinky: What shall we do tonight?
Brain: Same thing we always do Pinky. Try to take over the world!
Pinky: How are we going to do that?
Brain: This time we shall amass great wealth and influence. We will ban together with other elite and have secret meetings where we will orchestrate plans to oppress and control the masses that I prefer to call, Sheeple.
Pinky: But how will you do this without them catching on or fighting against you Brain?
Brain: Simple Pinky. We will distract them. We will distract them with television, internet entertainment, cell phones, iPads, Apps, and things that are shiny.
Pinky: But what about those that are too smart for that to work?
Brain: We will constantly polarize the people against one another using both religious and political hot buttons. There will be so much infighting that they will have no clue that we are really pulling the strings.
Pinky: Is that why you have Mitt and Obama from our boys club both running in this election pretending to be enemies?
Brian: Precisely Pinky. Now call Chick-Fil-A and have the CEO stir the pot with a Religious Right marriage opinion!
If we never put aside differences and unite....we will never have the power to fix the real problems in this nation.